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Hot Nekkid Neil!

Well, actually no; sorry to disappoint. Just a few pixellated pictures of me--with all my clothes on. If you have a scanned picture of yourself (or anything really) that you think I might want to put up, please send it to me.

If you feel cheated by the promise of sexy pictures of me naked, never fear. Through the magic of the internet, you can have virtual sex with Neil, anytime you like!

The pictures are divided into separate galleries, containing about ten pictures each. The pictures average about 50k a piece, which amounts to very slow loading on 56k or slower internet connections. I have therefore provided two versions of my galleries, one with large, higher quality pictures, and one with thumbnails which you can click on to load the larger picture. For page layout reasons, the high-res pictures are constrained to smaller sizes on the screen. If you save the pictures, you can view them at their full size. Note: The current version of Netscape does not support the "onclick" attribute for the "IMG" element. Because of this, the thumbnails on the lo-fi pages cannot bring up the higher resolution image in Netscape. I am not pro-Internet Explorer, but I am pro-W3, and Netscape has yet to implement their specification.

gallery one hi figallery one lo fi gallery two hi figallery two lo fi gallery three hi figallery three lo fi
gallery four hi figallery four lo fi gallery five hi figallery five lo fi gallery six hi figallery six lo fi

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